Ever wonder how Santa knows who's been good
                   and who's been bad 365 days a year?		  
Welcome to
Total Information Awareness*
the 21st century upgrade of
Santa's little helpers.

Of course we all know we can trust Santa, his reindeer and his many little elves
with all this information.
They've been nothing but a force for good in the world since they've been on the job ... **
peace (la pace)
love (l'amore)
hope (la speranza)
and our best wishes (auguri)
[keep your fingers crossed]
ani and bob
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